Listen here, people. I'm Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services. And just because my voice sounds like a frog dying in a malfunctioning garbage disposal does not mean I don't know what I'm talking about. But we have a problem in this country, and it starts with a "P." No, I don't mean the "paranoia," or "plunder," or "prejudice," or "pathetic performative pageantry." Folks, I'm talking about PROTEIN, and the war that's been declared o

Am I making this a cooking blog now? Probably not, because that would indicate that I routinely remember this site even exists! Note:...

When Noah landed the ark on Mt Ararat, he shooed the animals out, saying, “Go out. Be fruitful and multiply.” All of them left except two...

When Noah landed the ark on Mt Ararat, he shooed the animals out, saying, “Go out. Be fruitful and multiply.” All of them left except two...

To be clear, this is not a blog site about motor vehicles, or I would spend all my time on here typing in all caps about how many people...

My Sharona is playing. I’m sitting on my deck in Idaho sunshine. Thinking back: I abstained from alcohol for four weeks at the start of...

Starting my 80th year on planet earth. I walk into the bathroom naked. Look into the mirror and hear a soft voice, "I'm winning, I'm...

First verse Run amok Good luck Foam brush We're seen Yas queen Foam brush Don't pretend It's the end For foam brush Foam brush Foam brush

I'm just a lonely bowling ball Was born to roll but now I'm stalled If I had my druthers I'd get out of the gutter And keep on strolling...

Some forty years ago I walked a girl from my house to her car on our second date. It was a snowy January night. We kissed. First kiss....

I spliced probably four different recipes together and added some of my own flair to this, but I assure you it's awesome and worth the...

I woke up hungover and feeling invincible. Gulped a glass of orange juice with a shot (three) of  vodka, a quick shower (sponge bath) and...

OUTSKIRTS OF BETHLEHEM, 12 DAYS INTO THE COMMON ERA (THREE WISE MEN ENTER) MELCHIOR: Ah, it appears we've finally arrived.  CASPAR: Wow,...

This brings me no pleasure, but here we are. The crossword clue to eternity. A Scrabble bag of vowel-laden moralistic dread. The iffy...

I was sitting on the side of the bed removing my socks when my wife asked, “What are you thinking about?” I replied “Nothing.” But really...

Replace someone’s gut biome with that of a convicted psychopathic serial killer. See if/how their personality changes. Actually, we’ll...

9 holes of golf: Optimism to depression via disappointment. That’s life.

Souls over Gaza Every day they rise Nearly undetectable amid the smoke. Incessant screaming. Then silence. Munch would be proud....

Please, I haven’t actually played that part yet. I’m the understudy. A uterine push and “You’re on.” I’ve stumbled through the lines,...

Woke up early today with little to say. Coughed and sneezed into my sleeve. Wheezed and hoisted myself out of bed. Stood unsteadily. Sat...